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Tuesday, May 03, 2005

10 Things Women Need to Hear

1) "You're beautiful." She may not look like Nicole Kidman, but you should make her feel like Nicole Kidman. Don't just tell her she's beautiful when she's dressed up. Tell her first thing in the morning, or during a quiet moment when she's reading the newspaper.

2) "You're a great lover." If you're lucky enough to have a woman who truly is a Professor of the Kama Sutra, good for you. Make sure you tell her how great her skills are. But if you'd like your woman to try something new, preface it by saying how great she is in bed already.

3) "You're so smart" Studies have shown that in elementary school, girls begin to develop the belief that they shouldn't be smarter than the boys in the class. Most women get over this, but a little residual of this grade school lesson lurks around in the back of their minds. Be sure to tell her how much you value her greatest asset-her mind.
 
4) "You're my best friend." Your woman wants to be your lover, but she also wants to be your friend. If your relationship is to last, this should be the truth, not just something you tell her.

5) "You're the most important thing to me." Maybe you work late nights at the office. Maybe you like spending Saturday nights with the guys. Just make sure she knows she outranks everything.

6) "I would never lie to you." And make sure this isn't a lie!

7) "I have never cheated on you." Jealousy rears its ugly head from time to time. Make sure your woman knows she has no reason to suspect you.

8) "I'd be lost without you." A woman wants to know (as Elvis sang), that you don't just want her and love her, you also NEED her.

9) "You're funny." The couple that laughs together stays together. Let her know you'd rather hang out with her than Chris Rock any day.

10) "I love you." These three words are often the hardest for men to say. But there's nothing a woman would rather hear.


Friday, April 22, 2005

25 things women wish men would figure out

 

~* Saying I love you before, during or after sex doesn't count.

~* When we ask you how we look, fine is not an appropriate answer.

~* We obsess over whether you'll call from the moment we give you our number.

~* We fantasize. But it's usually about you.

~* We love it when you email us at work.

~* No matter how cool we seem about it, if you did something bad, we're pissed off.

~* Don't patronize us by asking if our bad mood is because of PMS.

~* Don't ever tell us what to do, even when we ask you to.

~* We will leave you if you lie to us.

~* We're unimpressed by men who don't take the lead. Be a man, dammit!

~* We love when you hold our hands.

~* We need to hear how you feel about us. Tell us right now. And again in ten minutes.

~* We want to be the best thing that ever happened to you -- and for you to know it.

~* If we don't feel loved, we'll start looking elsewhere.

~* Don't talk about your ex. Ever.

~* We like porn, too.

~* We remember everything about our relationships. Yes, everything.

~* We let you fix things.

~* You're sexiest when you're: sweating, driving, shaving, or holding a baby.

~* We've faked it.

~* Groping and foreplay are not the same thing.

~* While we're on the subject: more foreplay!

~* If we're not having sex it's because: we feel fat; we don't feel very close to you, or we are punishing you for not doing something our way.

~* We're afraid to meet your mother.

~* We think you should have already known all this stuff.


Friday, March 11, 2005

"America is great because of immigrants, not in spite of.  So be proud of your culture and heritage and never forget where you or your ancestors came from, for your past is a fundamental building block of who you are.  But don't ever forget where you are, the present is always more important than the past.  So don't ever try to act like whatever country you or your ancestors came from is better than America, because if it was, you would not be here.  Nobody eats shit when they can eat steak.  If you truly believe that America sucks, the doors are not locked.  PLEASE FEEL FREE TO GET THE FUCK OUT!!  I will gladly get you a one way ticket."

- Carlos Mencia


Wednesday, February 16, 2005

"There's no shame in having an every day job.  All workers of all levels are needed to make this society function properly.  We are all fundamental pieces of the puzzle and are an important part of the whole.  But whatever it is, do "your" job well.  It's not my fault you have "your" job.  If you don't like "your" job, then change it by getting some better skills.  Until then, Shut the Fuck Up and get my burger!  And I'd like that with a smile."

 

                                 -- Carlos Mencia


Wednesday, November 17, 2004

King is right:

DO NOT TRUST ANYTHING WITH A PENIS! They will hurt you, they will f*cking hurt you!



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