25 things women wish men would figure out ~* Saying I love you before, during or after sex doesn't count. ~* When we ask you how we look, fine is not an appropriate answer. ~* We obsess over whether you'll call from the moment we give you our number. ~* We fantasize. But it's usually about you. ~* We love it when you email us at work. ~* No matter how cool we seem about it, if you did something bad, we're pissed off. ~* Don't patronize us by asking if our bad mood is because of PMS. ~* Don't ever tell us what to do, even when we ask you to. ~* We will leave you if you lie to us. ~* We're unimpressed by men who don't take the lead. Be a man, dammit! ~* We love when you hold our hands. ~* We need to hear how you feel about us. Tell us right now. And again in ten minutes. ~* We want to be the best thing that ever happened to you -- and for you to know it. ~* If we don't feel loved, we'll start looking elsewhere. ~* Don't talk about your ex. Ever. ~* We like porn, too. ~* We remember everything about our relationships. Yes, everything. ~* We let you fix things. ~* You're sexiest when you're: sweating, driving, shaving, or holding a baby. ~* We've faked it. ~* Groping and foreplay are not the same thing. ~* While we're on the subject: more foreplay! ~* If we're not having sex it's because: we feel fat; we don't feel very close to you, or we are punishing you for not doing something our way. ~* We're afraid to meet your mother. ~* We think you should have already known all this stuff. |